In order to deter flies from landing on him, Pepi II of Egypt always kept several naked slaves nearby whose bodies were smeared with honey.
491. Be optimistic. Always pack a bathing suit.
486. Save your ticket stubs.
487. None of it counts unless you graduate.
“He loves football. He just doesn’t know it yet.” —Buddy Garrity (via rulesformyunbornson)
hooray for smartphones: letting shy people communicate without making eye contact since 2006!
why i love and hate having a smartphone via theoatmeal
Andrei Kirilenko MATHEMATICSIZEDAt the risk of becoming an Andrei Kirilenko fan blog, I present the latest Blowtorch equation: