August 2010
Seven Crimes That Will Get You a Smaller Fine than File-Sharing →
prefixmag.com
inky:
- Child abduction ≈ $25,000.
- Stealing the actual CD ≈ $2,500
- Robbing your neighbour ≈ $375,000
- Burning a house down ≈ $375,000
- Stalking someone ≈ $175,000
- Starting a dogfighting ring ≈ $50,000
- Murdering someone: “The maximum penalty is only $25,000 and 15 years in jail, and, depending on your yearly salary, would probably be far slighter a penalty than $2 million.”
Don't Eat Here!!
Come get crabs from Dick!!
Are you sure this is peanut sauce?? Why is there corn in it?
Umm… I don’t really feel like eating out tonight.
Before the Money (and the mirrors)... Hollywood Hunks
Seacrest out, and about looking for the nearest buffet!
If Aaron Carter and Tinkerbell had a child…
Wait a second, I’ve seen this little guy before…
“Honey get the kids, that pedophile with the Kim Jong-il glasses is back!”
Napoleon was a big fan of suspenders; he even had a pair decorated with bumblebees, the symbol of his native Corsica.
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