May 2009
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
– Scott Adams (via affremblequotes)
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Reminds me of 50 cent’s 21 questions.
Sometime when you least expect it, you’ll realize that someone loved you, and...
– Homer Simpson (via affremblequotes)
Cocktail Chatter: NBA Playoffs Edition
How to fake your way through the 2009 postseason.
SPURS VS. MAVERICKS
San Antonio Spurs
Spurs talking points: The big story with the Spurs this year is the emergence of guard Roger Mason Jr., an obscure and underutilized journeyman who unexpectedly flourished in his first year under Gregg Popovich, averaging about 12 points per game while nicely complementing the more explosive Tony Parker....
dating rules
theduty:
krispayne:
Here is a brief list of what every dude should do in the hours before a date with a lady (sorry gays, I dunno what a dude should do before a date with a dude, but probably the same thing.) This is in no particular order:
Wear clean clothes.
Smell good, but smell like a man.
Take a goddamn shower.
Actually wash yourself in that shower.
Put on awesome records during all...
Fiskars Super Splitting Axe
We don’t chop wood every day here at Uncrate HQ, but when we do, we use the smartly designed Super Splitting Axe ($40) from Fiskars (yes, the scissors people). With a 28-inch handle, a 4-1/4 pound head, and a lightweight, glass-fiber reinforced handle, you’ll be splitting wood like a modern Paul Bunyan. The carbon steel blade has a PTFE coating which reduces friction, making for...
MLB Glassware
Demonstrate your team loyalty with this set of MLB Glassware ($20-$40) from Pottery Barn. Sporting your choice of 30 team logos, these precision-etched sets come in a variety of forms, from Pilsner glasses ($25) to serving bowls ($40) and traditional beer mugs ($25). It’s time to live the dream.
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Where’s the love for seattle...
Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have... →
tappy:
blogut:
napolux:
Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet Unless You’re a Loser or Old or Something
I love Kristen Wiig
paperplate:
gifparty:
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She’s funny and she’s weird. Almost the same style with Fred Armisen.
these little string in the chords pull me back home…
credits should be given to http://animoto.com/play/d0e9bZiRZCQXSratBLZIhw/s/mothersday2009