1. Edit your privacy settings and friendships. 2. Change your passwords. 3. Own your name. 4. Prune your feeds. 5. Find a better mobile. 6. Update copyright notices on your website. 7. Revisit your blog. 8. Back up your data.
Every year, stores around the world become littered with crappy santas. Big corporations pump this crap out with little to no regard for santa-standards. Beard length, hat placement, belly size, and suit hue are all standards that must be enforced. If we’re able collect 1,000 crappy santas by Christmas Eve the International Toy Federation will have no choice but to recall all these half-assed santas. Follow us on sh twitter.
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